Last year I changed from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and I have observed that
the program runs a unexpected Child process 0.23 Beta that takes a lot of space
and importan resources. In the leaflet of the program didn't mention this
phenomena.
Furthermore, Wife 1.0 autoinstalls in all other programs and it runs when
starting any other application, monitoring all activity of the system.
Applications like Hunting 10.3, Drinking 4.0, HamRadio 2.5, or
SundayFootball 5.0 no longer work, and the system hungs each time I wan to
load them.
Sometimes a hidden program (virus or trojan?) called MotherInLaw 1.0 that
seem to be memory resident appears and it completely hungs the system or it
makes Wife 1.0 behave in an unpredictable way, for instance, not accepting any
command I enter.
I haven't managed to uninstall this resident program. Aparently I can't keep
Wife 1.0 minimized when running some of my Favorites applications. I'm thinking
about going back to the former program GirlFriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't
work. Could you help me?
Thanks.
ANSWER:
Dear user,
This a a very common complain among the users of Wife 1.0, but in general
it's because of a basic missunderstanding. Many people change from GirlFriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is just an amusing program or a
utility program. However Wife 1.0 (on the contrary that GirlFriend 7.0) is a
complete OPERATING SYSTEM and it was designed to control the whole system.
It's very unlikely that you can purge Wife 1.0 and convert it back to
GirlFriend 7.0. There are hidden operating files in your system that would make
GirlFriend 7.0 emulate Wife 1.0, so it's not worth.
It's impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files once installed.
You can't use GirlFriend 7.0 any more because Wife 1.0 is programed for that.
The same happens with MotherInLaw 1.0 that is a hidden application that
autoinstalls in the system while Wife 1.0 is running.
Some people have tried formating the system completely in order to later
install the programs GirlFriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but they end up with more
problems than before. Read the manual, section "Precautions", chapters
"Divoce pensions - Child custody"
On the other hand, if you change to GilfFriend 8.0 don try later to change to
Wife 2.0 because the problems of this new version of the operating system are
the same, or even worst, than those of Wife 1.0. Although a version 3.0 (and
even 4.0) of Wife exists, they are only for specialists and not advisable for
the normal user.
If all fails, it's better to try systems based in completely different
platforms, like Celibacy 1.0 or Gay 5.3. I recomend you keep Wife 1.0 and handle
the situation the best you can.
I personally also have Wife 1.0 installed, and I suggest you study the whole
section of the manual "General Faults of Society (GFS's)"
Wife 1.0 is a program very sensible to commands and it works in
"Fail-Safe" mode. This means that you must assume the responsability
of any problem that arises, independently of its reason, because the program
will always consider any system fault as being due to the improper handling of
the user.
One of the main application utilities is the command C:\IAMSORRY when a
problem arises or the systems hungs. Don't restart the system because it will
continue failing. Avoid an excesive use of the "ESC" or "DEL"
keys, because then you will have to use the IAMSORRY command in order to make
the program work normally. The system will work nicely if you assume all blames
of GFS's. Wife 1.0 is a program very interesting, but with a high cost of
maintenance.
Consider the possibility to install some additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recomend you Candy 2.1 or Flowers 5.0.
You can also use YesDarling 8.0 o YouAreRight 14.7, they are very well know
Shareware programs that work great as residents. You can get them almost
anywhere.
NEVER INSTALL SecretaryInMiniSkirt 3.3, OldFriendWithBigTeats 7.5 o Buddies 4.6.
These progrmas doesn't work under Wife 1.0 and will probably cause irreversible
damage to the Operating System.
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